From: "Chuck Haag"
Date: Fri, 12 May 2000 12:23:01 -0400

Some new billboards are getting attention in Cleveland. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them.

The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included:

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. --God

C'mon over and bring the kids. --God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? --God

We need to talk. --God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. --God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. --God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. --God

I love you and you and you and you and... --God

Will the road you're on get you to my place? --God

Follow me. --God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. --God

My way is the highway. --God

Need directions? --God

You think it's hot here? --God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. --God

Do you have any idea where you're going? --God

Don't make me come down there. --God

Do you have any idea where you're going? --God