The Kingdom of God is hiring!
Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify?
JOB TITLE: Disciples for Christ
JOB DESCRIPTION: Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ
NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS: Unlimited; everyone is welcome--preachers, teachers, singers, musicians, missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous others that we just can't list them all here.
EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS: The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled by the Holy Spirit.
QUALIFICATIONS: Must have previously sinned and been blood washed; must be willing to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus.
EXPERIENCE NEEDED: None necessary; experience will be earned through on-the-job training.
EDUCATION: The Holy Spirit will teach you all things.
BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY: God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
INSURANCE: Access to the Master Physician.
PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES: Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering; Lawyer, Comforter, and a Wonderful Counselor.
RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT: The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.
DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS: Before the return of Jesus Christ; date/hour not known; wise to apply TODAY.
IMPORTANT WARNING: Satan and HIS DEMONS need not apply.
Work for the Lord
The pay is low
But the retirement benefits are out of this world