From: Chuck Haag
Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 3:08 PM
Subject: FW: Job Announcement [VERY NICE!]
Anyone looking for a  JOB?? 


The Kingdom of God is hiring!
Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify?

JOB TITLE: Disciples for Christ

JOB DESCRIPTION: Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ

NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS: Unlimited; everyone is welcome--preachers, teachers, singers, musicians, missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous others that we just can't list them all here.

EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS: The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled by the Holy Spirit.

QUALIFICATIONS: Must have previously sinned and been blood washed; must be willing to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus.

EXPERIENCE NEEDED: None necessary; experience will be earned through on-the-job training.

EDUCATION: The Holy Spirit will teach you all things.

BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY: God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.

INSURANCE: Access to the Master Physician.

PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES: Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering; Lawyer, Comforter, and a Wonderful Counselor.

RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT: The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.

DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS: Before the return of Jesus Christ; date/hour not known; wise to apply TODAY.

IMPORTANT WARNING: Satan and HIS DEMONS need not apply.

Work for the Lord
The pay is low
But the retirement benefits are out of this world