From: "Chuck Haag"
Subject: FW: What God is like...
Date: Sat, 8 Apr 2000 07:56:18 -0400

What God is just a little like:
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God is a little like General Electric: He lights your path.

Bayer Aspirin: He works wonders.

Hallmark Cards: He cared enough to send the very best.

Tide: He gets out the stains that others leave behind.

Hair Spray: He holds through all kinds of weather.

Dial Soap: Aren't you glad you know Him? Don't you wish everyone did?

Sears: He has everything.

Alka Seltzer: Oh, what a relief He is!

Scotch Tape: You can't see Him but you know He's there!

The Copper Top Battery: Nothing can outlast him.

American Express: Don't leave home without Him!

Coke: He's the real thing

Delta: He's ready when you are

Allstate: You're in good hands with Him

U.S. Post Office: Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination