A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premesis.
A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
A.S.A.P.: Always Say A Prayer 
Be an organ donor: Give your heart to Jesus
Be ye fishers of men; you catch them, He'll clean them.
Beat the Christmas rush--come to church this Sunday
Can't Sleep?  Try counting your blessings.
Christians keep the faith...but not from others!
Church: It's 'Happy Hour' for the whole family.
Come work for the Lord.  It's hard, the hours long and the pay low.  But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Devine Design is wiser than Cosmic Accident.
Don't give up.  Moses was once a basket case.
Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you.
Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives
Exposure to the Son will prevent burning.
Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Forgive your enemies -- it messes with their heads.
Free Trip to heaven.  Details Inside!
Give the devil an inch and you'll make him a ruler.
God accepts 'trade-ins'
God answers knee-mail.
God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God Himself doesn't judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'.
God makes heroes from zeros
God promises a safe landing--not a calm passage.
Grace is getting what you don't deserve; mercy is not getting what you deserve.
He who angers you controls you.
Help stop gossip: don't ask--don't tell.
How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Nonsmoking?
If God is your co-pilot, switch seats.
If you want a better pastor, pray for the one you have.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
If you do not stand firm in your faith, you can not stand at all.
If you can't sleep, don't count sheep.  Talk to the Shepherd.
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
In the dark?  Follow the Son.
It's easier to preach 10 sermons than to live by one.
It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees.
It is unlikely there will be a reduction in the wages of sin.
Jesus Christ: An 'inconvenient truth.'
Keep the faith...but not to yourself.
Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?
Life is short.  Pray hard.
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Many folks want to serve God; but only as advisors.
Men see your deeds; God sees your motives.
No God - No Peace.   Know God - Know Peace.
Only when we have knelt before God can we stand before men.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the door forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
Prevent truth decay.  Brush up on your Bible.
Read the Bible -- it will scare the hell out of you.
Resurrection; eternal life...the best is yet to come.
Santa Claus never died for anyone.
Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies.
Searching for a new look?  Have your faith lifted here!
Some questions can't be answered by Google.
The best mathematical equation: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4given.
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
The Bread of Life never goes stale.
The family that prays together stays together.
The game is already over: Satan zero, Jesus won.
The heart of the word 'sin' is 'I'
The Key to Happiness is Behind an Unlocked Door
The Manufacturer's Recall is coming; do you qualify?
The most important things in life aren't things.
The purpose of living life is to live life with a purpose.
The task ahead of you is never as great as the power behind you.
The Titanic was built by experts; Noah's Ark was built by amateurs.
The wages of sin is death.  Repent before payday.
This is a ch _ _ ch.  What is missing? ... U R.
Tithe if you love Jesus!  Anyone can honk!
To avoid sinscreen, apply Sonblock.
To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
To belittle is to be little.
Trust in God's authority--not man's majority.
Try Jesus ... If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.
Try our Sundays.  They are better than Baskin Robbins.
Under same management for over 2000 years!
Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
'We take Jesus out of Easter.  Why can't we take Satan out of Halloween?' <font size="4"><i>Jay Leno, The Tonight Show - intro monologue, March 29, 2006</i></font>
What you desire is what you worship.
When we work, we work.  When we pray, God works. <font size="4"><i>-J. Hudson Taylor</i></font>
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage them.
You can preach a better sermon with your life than your lips.